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Anonymous asked: You're hot and I feel great. Let's get married.

Alright, but I want lots of kids.

evil-sherlock-holmes:

lokimenow:

can we take a second to recognize that Sherlocks mind palace

is basically this?

great minds think alike

indeed they do

(via evil-bones-mccoy)

I have chemistry with a lot of people, Greyface.

It’ll take more than one bottle while sitting at the computer to do me in.

C’mon, I thought everyone knew this by now.

Or retired.

I’m blogging like a good boy.

Pepper says I’m not allowed to give the talk anymore after I gave it to Steve.

Wade thought it was funny, though.

Either way, you’re not going to get it to carry a coconut for you.

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Anonymous asked: Does Tony love his dad?

Allow me to answer that via gif,